NFL Daily Presents: Week 5 ATS

Week five, how the season if flying by. I shall make my selections rhyme this week, and hopefully you'll hop and skip all the way to the bank.

- The Dolphins defense has been less than stellar, that's why you'll find them in the cellar. Schaub and Johnson will do well for coach Kubiak, Houston takes the 4.5 and never looks back.
- Joey Harrington has been playing out of his mind, so this week I'll say he makes it 3 of a kind. VY may need a heroic 4th quarter or a sort of TD drive, by George I'll take Atlanta to cover 7.5.
- Was that Damon Huard playing like Unitas? Everything he touched, turned to gold like Midas. Don't expect that to happen a 2nd time, the Jags D hits so hard that it should be a crime. The running game will pound it out, and J-Ville will show LJ what it's about. Give me Jacksonville on the road plus 3, in fact I'd give it to them easily.
- This week, Chadwick Pennington will meet the floor. Soon the Jets fans will show him the door. The Giants D will be a wrecking crew, and will have Gang Green feeling black & blue. Revis against Burress? That's not fair play! Giants plus the three, have a good day.
- The dying Saints had a week to prepare, so they better play like a team in despair. Brees will not fair well without his Deuce, and I'll bet that for the Panthers, last week was a ruse. Not they're style, a farce, just a mirage. Watch Smith pair with Foster lead the Carolina barrage. Give me the Panthers on the road plus the 3, watch out New Orleans it's about to get ugly.
- If Arizona had a heart, they'd lend the Rams Warner or Leinart. St Louis may have to settle for Gus Ferrotte, and it sure does seem like half their offense has been shot. Similarly the Rams have been left for dead, and the Cards dizzying O will have STL seeing red. It doesn't matter what QB the Cards use, Arizona will give the Rams a lot of abuse. 1.5 seems like a joke, but it's found money for someone who may be broke.
- It seems that in odd weeks, Cleveland reeks. And with a game against the Patriots the trend won't end. Oh wherefore art thou Romeo, come crane your neck. It's Moss, and Brady, and coach Bellichik. Come Cleveland Browns to Foxboro Mass, where your team will be harshly kicked in the...2 TD plus win for New England.
- Confodence was lost losing to your old mates, and the Seahawks look confident and somewhat irate. The run will be stopped and Big Ben will make mistakes, Alexander will scamper and Branch make your heart break. Have you seen Seattle entrenched in war? Take the Seahawks to cover, Pittsburgh doesn't know what it's in for.
- Santana Moss is quite a big loss, and Jason Campbell may find it hard for whom to toss. Look at Kitna, McDonald, Furrey, Johnson, and Roy, to show the Redskins D who's the real McCoy. The Lions will not be stopped by some Soulja Boy, and the Redskins will be knocked around like a soldier toy. Detroit with the points, I'm accurate like a dart and to all you Skins fans, Hail To Air Martz!
- The Bucs haven't seen an offense led by someone like Manning, the whole D may be frightened like Dakota Fanning. The Colts are well oiled, Tampa's stiff in the joints, it may take 120 minutes for the Bucs to keep up in points. Indy will score with Harrison, Wayne, Clark, and Addai, and please coach Chucky, please don't cry. Colts plus 10.
- The Broncos never beat the Bolts, just like Shanny can never defeat the Colts. So rest easy coach Norv Turner, the Denver rush D is weak, and LT's a burner. In the 4th quarter he'll turn into a churner, and Shanny will be mad, yes even sterner. So give the rock to LT and master the clock, win the game outright and improve your stock.
- Dilfer against the Ravens, how ironic, his terrible play will make Baltimore look iconic. This might be ugly for Niner fans, so pass the gin and tonic and watch your team get smashed like a slush at Sonic. Don't you dare bring that weak Dilfer action, and watch McGahee and the defense be the main attraction. So give me Baltimore plus the four, and let EAP scream never more.
- Favre is hot, the Bear pass D is not. This game may not turn into a jester, but this game could see a lot of Devin Hester. Griese and Benson will likely be dead meat, as Hawk and co will devour them like venison. Chicago has been dethroned, long live the king! Pack by over 4, this one may sting.
- Ah memory lane! Super Bowl lore! Too bad the Buffalo Bills can't score. The Bills on prime time seems like a crime, but never fear it's Tony Romo time. This one will be over by the end of the 3rd quarter, so you can change the channel to reruns of Law & Order. 'Boys plus 10.